I’m making dinner for my new girlfriend, and I want her to be really impressed with my culinary knowledge.
1kissuperfantastic: Well, she’s not actually a “new girlfriend” so much as she’s “the strangely androgynous woman I met at the bus station.”
Tublet: Aw, babe, I didn’t know you felt that way. Wanna go bowling next week?
Noah & Marty: I’m partial to the apple-y goodness of Night Train Express, but you know, that’s really only for special occasions.
1thousand is super fantastic
July 22, 2010 at 9:05 pm
You’re making her pickle loaf on the first date?
Youslut !
Serve both red and white!
Tublet Cuddle Punch
July 22, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Tequila! You can impress her by drinking the worm. That wouldn’t impress me, but you have not asked me out yet. Why?
Pocket Protectorate
July 22, 2010 at 9:40 pm
If I were you…
Scru the “culinary” knowledge…
I’d want her to be impressed with my “cunni-lingus” knowledge…
Sacha
July 22, 2010 at 10:03 pm
A smart little rose would be much better than a red or white wine!
Noah
July 22, 2010 at 10:35 pm
I’m not sure – is Mad Dog 20/20 a red or a white?
In any event, it should be served in its original container wrapped in a brown paper bag.
Funyons might be a nice side dish to the pickle loaf.
May I suggest sharing a Twinkie for dessert.
Good luck with this.
Page1344
July 22, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Sounds like beer food to me.
angelhimm
July 22, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Serve white wine……..and add something else to go along with that pickle loaf
Marty Graw
July 22, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Find a friendly wine steward at your local 7/11 store and ask for the best bottle of Thunderbird that they have in stock. Smell the metal cap for freshness.
J Maime
July 23, 2010 at 12:19 am
I think you lost her at “pickle loaf.” Start with a good, strong chardonnay at first, then she might be hungry enough to eat the thing. During the feast, go with a syrah or chianti.
And by the way, tequila doesn’t have a worm, mescal does.
Hopalong Cassidy
July 23, 2010 at 12:36 am
You serve a fine Cabernet if in the summer. If winter, then I suggest Ripple, served at room temperature from Mason Jars. Another good choice is always Uncle Jebs Rocky Mountain Kicker, but hard to find lately.