I’m making dinner for my new girlfriend, and I want her to be really impressed with my culinary knowledge.
1kissuperfantastic: Well, she’s not actually a “new girlfriend” so much as she’s “the strangely androgynous woman I met at the bus station.”
Tublet: Aw, babe, I didn’t know you felt that way. Wanna go bowling next week?
Noah & Marty: I’m partial to the apple-y goodness of Night Train Express, but you know, that’s really only for special occasions.